Seriously, this crap is out of control. My inbox is overrun with messages for miracle cures. How do I stop all this garbage? It's driving me insane.

• My only wish is to get a legitimate email for once.
• Hopefully one day this will go away.
• {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I guess I'll just have to keep deleting spam all day long.

Ugh, These Emails

My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.

• I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
• There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
• Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.

This Spam Is Driving Me Crazy

Seriously, too much is completely absurd. Every day I get flooded with your lame advertisements for things I don't even care about. I've attempted to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a closed door. At this point, I'm just ready to explode.

• Stop sending me these emails already.
• Get a clue.
• You've been warned.

Make This Spam Stop You Assholes

Listen up, you bunch of cretins. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to cease. I'm fed up with website your bullshit to scam/con/trick me.

You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a bunch of losers. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Get ready for the consequences.

• Leave me alone
• I'm not interested

Stop It Right Now, You Spamming Bastards!

Listen up, you sleazeballs! Your unwanted emails are clogging up inboxes and pissed off people. We've had enough of your junk. This is your last chance to knock it off. Keep sending that drivel, and we'll be forced to take legal action. Understand? You better believe it.

Get Lost With Your Annoying Messages

You think you're so slick, sending out your bullshit to every stupid person you can find. But guess what, fucker? I have no time for your lies. Get a real job or kill yourself already.

• Drop Dead With Your Spammy Emails
• I have no time
• Get a real job or find a hobby already.